A tale of golfing villainy as the cruel heartless and ruthless Ged Grogan magnificently plundered his 13th Board Competition at the expense of Mr Derek Cullen , who continues to stand alone as the best member of his generation never to get his name on our hallowed boards despite heroically playing for 4 hours without dropping a stroke to handicap , defying our beloved course before ingloriously failing to conquer that final hole , requiring just a bogey 5 to prevail but carding a heartbreaking 6 as Grogan snatched the trophy with his consistent play despite only taking the lead for the first time after Cullen had missed that putt for glory . Other angst included playing partners and United chums Wood and Wetherill , who both reached -2 after 6 holes only to crumble later on whilst HallofFamer Glen Rothwell took the Gross honours again but had a cold and unresponsive putter with Brian Nicholls playing solidly but never nearer in fifth place . Our beloved course was at its most dominant and unforgiving as it restricted all but just two players beating their handicap out of the 50 competitors as we all struggled to master the spongy fairways , tough rough , tricky greens and sandy bunkers on this summers day .
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